16 Year Old Attempts to Hire Hitman to Off Playstation Stealing Mom
When 16 year old Cory Ryder’s parents ground and banned him from the Playstation, he took matters into his own hands:
This 16-year-old was plotting to murder his parents by hiring a hitman, while his mother was organizing a sting operation involving a police officer posing as a contract killer.
Obviously Cory neglected playing one obvious game he shouldn’t have missed: Hitman. With it he wouldn’t have needed to hire anyone, he could have just ordered a pizza, intercepted the delivery guy down the road, put on the guys cloths and when neither of his parents recognized him he could have staged an elaborate “delivery” of a few silenced .45 rounds, rectifying the situation himself without the need for outside assistance.
Also, never forget, guys named Cory are nothing but trouble. I speak from experience folks, stay away. Also, don’t do anything in the above paragraph. Pizza Delivery guys work hard for the money, I’d hate to see one get hurt. Tip well.
Source: TimesOnline
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This is hillarious.
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