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Danger Signs for Motion Pictures
By Etta | February 2, 2008
While looking at a review of Cloverfield, the reviewer brought up the fact that AMC theaters had a warning sign about people with motion sickness viewing the movie. This in turn led to other warning signs movies should have, and I included my personal favorite above. To check out more, check it out right here at Burbanked, and if you like what you saw, go create your own here.
Tags: Cloverfield | micheal bay.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:45 pm
If the fact that you chose that sign as your favorite indicates your disdain for Michael Bay, then consider yourself a wise and learned man of great taste and refinement.
Thanks for the link!
February 21st, 2008 at 12:30 am
I like Micheal Bay. This is just slander
February 21st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Actually, that is called parody or comedy (or in this case, truth) my friend. And if it were anything to be legally looked at, (which it is not), it would be libel, not slander.
But seeing as you’re a Micheal Bay fan, I have an excerpt from his next upcoming movie:
EXPLOSION!
Cutesy Song.
EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION!
Quick Cut. Quick Cut. Bad Camera Angle. Quick Cut
Pointless and badly written dialogue.
EXPLOSION!
The End.
There, I just saved you ten bucks from your local theater and about 2 hours of your life. Actually, maybe I need to go into the screen-writing business with Mr. Bay, seeing as I’ve got his formula down. I bet I could make a mint.
February 21st, 2008 at 9:20 pm
You forgot the obligatory sappy moment with the girlfriend before the hero goes off to save the world from asteroids and the Japaneses!
Nice one Etta, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day.