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Topless Women Directs Traffic: “God Told Me to Do It”
By Jay Alan | April 17, 2008
A 30-year-old woman caused quite a commotion Wednesday evening when she decided to direct traffic at a DeLand intersection.
Rather than keeping traffic flowing through the intersection of W. Euclid and S. Orange avenues, the woman was creating a bit of a hazard, police said, because she was topless. The DeLand Police Department received a number of calls about 7 p.m. and responded to find the woman “foaming at the mouth and talking to herself,” according to a police report.
The DeLand woman told police that God told her to direct traffic.
She was taken to an area hospital for a mental evaluation.
If Seinfeld taught me one thing, it’s that there is good naked and bad naked. I really can’t decide which one this is.
In a releated story, this website really seems to have a thing for Natalie Portman (no, it was not her directing the traffic, but in my imagination it was).
Via: Sun-Sentinel
Tags: natalie portman | topless | traffic.