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Woman Sits on Boyfriend’s Toilet for 2 Years
By Etta | March 13, 2008
It’s been a long couple of weeks for me, hence the lack of posting (with the exception of the Ettatorial) but I figure finding a story this bizarre might in some small way make up for it.
According to MSNBC,
“Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years, and they’re investigating whether she was mistreated.”
Umm, I’m going to go out on a limb and say yeah, there’s going to be mistreatment involved here somehow. Then it gets weirder-
“it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat.”
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
Let me put something in perspective for you. Let’s say you spend an average of 10-15 minutes a day on the toilet ( add a bit more if you’re Jason of the ProjectSilence podcast fame). This lady spent 1,051,897.53 minutes on a toilet. How does that even work? No showers, no getting up, the most uncomfortable sleeping position ever, and so many other questions come to mind. Though according to the article, food wasn’t one of them
“He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.”
I can’t even begin to fathom what actually transpired here. This story is just beyond what my mind can perceive. It’s got everything-drama, mystery, pathos, not to mention the gross out factor. How long until we get a movie of the week out of this? I’m going to say Lifetime edges out Fox for the movie rights, and we see the woman’s role going to Tori Spelling.
Topics: News |
Tags: toilet.
March 16th, 2008 at 9:43 am
“Here I Sit, Brokenhearted…” the Lifetime movie of the week starring Valerie Bertenelli as one woman whose love of all things porcelain traps her in a world we all visit, but seldom few live in. Coming Winter 2008.