Comedy

Things You Can Learn from Signs

Handicapped people and women can turn right faster then a man, especially when a restroom is in sight (smart money says the guy is last because hes a NASCAR driver, and got confused by the right turn).


Topless Women Directs Traffic: “God Told Me to Do It”

A 30-year-old woman caused quite a commotion Wednesday evening when she decided to direct traffic at a DeLand intersection.
Rather than keeping traffic flowing through the intersection of W. Euclid and S. Orange avenues, the woman was creating a bit of a hazard, police said, because she was topless. The DeLand Police Department received a number [...]


Chocolate Rain Meets the Rick Roll

Warning: Project Silence assumes no responsibility for what happens to you should you choose to view this video. The consequences of viewing two internet memes at the same time is as yet unknown and could result in long term, unforeseen effects.


Kristen Bell and the McLovin’ Fund

“The Mclovin’ Fund” with Kristen Bell and Christopher Mintz-Plasse on FunnyOrDie.com
Not much to say, other than our loyal readers absolutely LOVE KRISTEN BELL, and that this is mildly funny enough to merit posting. Enjoy.


This Young Man has a Bright Future

When his sister returns home late from a night with a guy she meet on MySpace (or as I like to call it, The Devils Website), this young man stays to help his mother teach his sister a life lesson about meeting strangers on MySpace. He also records the whole thing for posterity (and [...]


Watch Star Wars Episode IV in ASCII for Free

Like Star Wars? Now you can watch it for free at any time from any computer in the world with an internet connection. If you are using a Mac (as you should be) simply open the Terminal application and type: telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl (just like it is here). If you are using Windows (for shame!), [...]


DUI Test Perfect Score

What if the cop absolutely knows you are drunk, but you pass every test perfectly?


Drunkin Jeff Goldblum Sells iMacs

The great thing is, he’s not really drunk. But Mr. Goldblums already strange speech pattern sounds exactly like that drunk bum down at the bus stop who always asks for nickels when he’s slowed down 30%.


Oh Yeah! Real World Hacking

I’ve said before how awesome I think real world hacking is, but this one honestly takes the cake.


Teen used ‘Dummies’ book to hack school computers

Police searching the residence of a 15-year-old boy who admitted hacking into the Little Chute School District’s computers found a copy of the book “Internet for Dummies.”
See, I’m torn here, cheating is bad (m’kay), but it really warms my heart to see kids reading now days. And really, the other question on [...]