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Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008Sometimes, I feel just a little bit fed up, or bitter, or just mean, and things like this are infinitely powerful an/or entertaining to me when I’m feeling like that. After watching the Tom Cruise crazy videos that are being pulled down all over the net, I think this was bound to happen.
Breaking News-Heath Ledger Dead at 28
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008
In a sad turn of events, actor Heath Ledger has been found dead in an apartment in NYC. While any death is sad, the reason for the post is his upcoming role as the Joker in “The Dark Knight”, the new Batman movie, which poised to turn this already talented young actor into a super-star. […]
Dance Party Friday
Friday, January 4th, 2008After seeing Silence post the partially amusing “News Anchor is a Dirty Bird” spanking clip, I thought to myself, “Self, how can I out-do Silence and his news comedy stylings?” Then this clip fell into my lap. It is a real news cast, from Cincinnati, Ohio. I for one am now terrified of […]
Cloned Cats Glow in the Dark
Thursday, December 13th, 2007
Lol cats have nothing on these cloned felines:
South Korean scientists have cloned cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases, officials said Wednesday.
In a side-effect, the cloned cats glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams.
Sometimes science scares me.
Source: Breitbart
50% of People are Annoying in Public
Saturday, December 1st, 2007
From the article:
Worldwide mobile telephone subscriptions reached 3.3 billion — equivalent to half the global population — on Thursday, 26 years after the first cellular network was launched, research firm Informa said.
Since the first Nordic Mobile Telephony (NMT) networks were switched on in 1981 in Saudi Arabia, Sweden and Norway, mobile […]
Dell Dude Now A Waiter
Friday, November 9th, 2007
To the shock and awe of absolutely no one, the, “Dell Dude” is now waiting tables at Tortilla Flats, while he waits for his band to take off. That seems about as likely as my web site taking off. Live the dream, buddy!
Source: NYMag
16 Year Old Attempts to Hire Hitman to Off Playstation Stealing Mom
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007When 16 year old Cory Ryder’s parents ground and banned him from the Playstation, he took matters into his own hands:
This 16-year-old was plotting to murder his parents by hiring a hitman, while his mother was organizing a sting operation involving a police officer posing as a contract killer.
Obviously Cory neglected playing one obvious game […]
Democrats Shun Colbert
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007South Carolina Democratic Officials denied Colbert a spot on the Ballet. I call BS.
Colbert filed the necessary paperwork and paid a $2,500 fee to get on the ballot, but the state party had final say over whether his name could appear, according to the Associated Press.
Colbert also shunned the Republican party by refusing to pay […]
Singer Robert Goulet Dies At 73
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007While it’s always sad when a great talent such as Robert Goulet passes away, I find it helps if we can remember the good times through the wonder of YouTube. Enjoy.
German Teen Escapes Prison in a Suitcase
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007Helicopter escapes may be impressive, but if you want proof that Europe’s prisons are to easy to escape from, look no farther than this incident:
A 19-year-old German woman has escaped from prison by hiding in a friend’s suitcase.
The fugitive hid inside the large case when her 17-year-old fellow inmate was released from the youth prison […]